too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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