You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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