We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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