Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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