Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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