dude i'm inner monologue high
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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