Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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