i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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