Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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