Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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