shes about as inviting as chlamydia
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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