who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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