Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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