Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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