think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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