I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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