He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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