I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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