i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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