Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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