Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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