I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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