I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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