**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just had sex on a roof
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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