We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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