He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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