Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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