i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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