Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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