Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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