hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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