Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Randomize
