I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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