its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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