Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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