i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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