she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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