all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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