break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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