Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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