I think I am morally bankrupt
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He felt like a one man threesome
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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