is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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