Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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