Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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