Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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