He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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