I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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