I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Do vagina's smell?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
