Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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