do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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