Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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