i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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