Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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