Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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