Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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