drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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