I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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