shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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